CBS TV, the "Tiffany" netwok, must have worked long and hard to come up with this piece of holiday garbage!
In an attempt to push it's network sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother" CBS has managed to portray the time honored Christmas season character of "Frosty the Snowman" into some sort of sleazy, low brow, sado-masochistic snowball in an adverisement currently found on the network's Web site.
As CBS explains on its Web site...
"What do you get when you take one of the most beloved Christmas characters and mix it with Barney from How I Met Your Mother? A very inappropriate snowman!! Oh Christmas will never be the same!"
Speaking to a young girl CBS's Frosty opines,“We’ve got to have a bro’s night at a strip club from time to time…because it’s healthy…and harmless.” The young girl responds by asking “Frosty”, “Did one of your whores tell you that?”
CBS's Frosty goes on to speak about his “porn collection” and his “Dominator 8000, the best bullwhip on the market!”
CBS's Frosty then claims that he has “…been with a lot of women. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, big boobs, small boobs, mediun boobs, some boobs that were big but kind of in a bad way.”
CBS's Frosty then eggs a small white rabbit's sexual fantasy by saying “Dude, you should have hit that, your pants were down and you couln’t knock her up cause its only a dream!”
As far as physical vilence is concened, CBS's Frosty states -“That’s my thing, I’m always punching guys, girls, hey, I’ll punch a baby, I don’t care!”
And finally, as CBS's Frosty flys off in the back of Santa’s sleigh he tells us “My guy in the DA’s office score us seats to a lethal injection!”
All I can say is - Class act CBS! You truly deserve Katie Couric!
Peter J. Mahon
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